the-soapbox:

strickycub:

the-soapbox:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Story of my life

I TRIED AND I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING!

What even?!

FUCKING HELL

This gets better every time.

(Source: umla)

person: wow you're really good looking
me: no I will not have sex with you
person: bye

shootlow:

muchneededmerch:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

Everything’s beautiful with the exception of the spider trees. That is the scariest shit ever. 

I obviously need to explore the world some more

^ same

strangledhearts:

me

must be humid all the time …  that explains it

(Source: dsc709)

This is what happens when my hair dries naturally - PUFFY D:
The sad part is that the top one is brushed and doesn’t look any better


(can you tell which side of my face I prefer in photos haha)

<333333333333333333333333333333333

<3

"All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living."

-Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You  (via meowrilyn)

(Source: larmoyante)

"If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth."

-Unknown (via the-healing-nest)

(Source: mariapizzeriainspo)

kumikodecay:

katastique:

This stuff tastes really damn good, surprising I know!

OH MY GOD WHERE DO YOU BUY THIS.

THIS WAS MY IDEA :< BEEN MIXING THOSE SINCE I WAS A CHILD
soo gooood

Try online hun!
I heard it’s all sold out (limited edition initial batch), haven’t seen any for ages :(

(Source: dyed-meat)

ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet:

velvet-moon:

what tits actually look like

mmmmmmmm

(Source: ikilledjackjohnson)

This stuff tastes really damn good, surprising I know!